Happy song titles.

I always thought the band Cattle Decapitation had named themselves purely for shock factor, much like the vast majority of other death/grind bands out there. My preconception was turned around when I discovered that this was only partially true.

From their Wikipedia page:

Originally founded in 1996, Cattle Decapitation’s songs protest the mistreatment and consumption of animals as well as the abuse of the environment. Lyrics may also focus on subjects such as misanthropy and genocide of the human race. Much of their music is based on putting humans in the situations that animals are subjected to (animal testing, slaughter, etc.).

I Eat Your Skin, Humanure, To Serve Man, The Gardeners of Eden, Forced Gender Reassignment. Immediately, many of their album names, song titles and lyrics begin to make more sense in context.

I’m not quite sure what to think of Bukkake Tsunami, however. Seriously – wow.

Comforting.

There are no right or wrong answers about language in the sense in which there are right and wrong answers in Arithmetic. “Good English” is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another [...] Don’t take any notice of teachers and textbooks in such matters. Nor of logic.

- C.S. Lewis

 

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A New Hope

Nowadays, there is a trend in film and television to glorify the geek – or at least a form of either idealised or exaggerated geek. Depicted realistically or not, the central character (or characters) are used to sell the film.

Star Wars is obviously a significant component of geek culture largely because of its genre and content. Spaceships, lasers, futuristic weaponry, clear cut good vs. evil plots, androids and robots, mystical powers, etc, etc. But the one thing that truly resonates with people is that Luke Skywalker himself is totally a geek.

In the first movie (and by first movie I mean A New Hope, not that other abortion of a film), Luke is grounded in a simulacra of our own reality. He lives with his aunt and uncle (Owen) on a farm wanting to go to the Academy. At his behest, his uncle needs his help harvesting for another season.

Luke is a techhead. He has a talent for fixing up broken droids and machinery. When bargaining for a new droid, his uncle asks him to clean them up, and he complains because he won’t be able pick up some power converters from the Toshi Station. He has friends with similar interests, as evident by Owen’s reaction -

You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done.
Now come on, get to it!

Bloop beep doop de doop!

There’s also the fact that he’s absolutely vanilla. There’s hardly anything significant or strange about him. So despite everything above, he’s also an everyman. This is somebody with extraordinary talents, unable to stand out in any manner or form, stuck in the middle of a desert world.

To be ‘stuck’ is something many people identify with. People tend to be terrified of being insignificant; everyone has great talents and many have no way to show it. A New Hope is suddenly a perfect name for the movie. Luke Skywalker, the bland adopted child of a farmer who becomes a galactic saviour, represents the geek’s dream of a fantastic future.

 

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Thinking of starting a new career. As the job market has become increasingly tough, it is imperative that I find a niche yet burgeoning market. Here are my top 10 occupation ideas.

  1. Anorexic sumo wrestler
  2. Professional banana peeler
  3. Inventor of sunscreen specifically formulated for gingers
  4. Fountain/feather pen sharpener
  5. Precious doorknob-smuggling mule
  6. Secretary to Lamar Smith‘s left nipple
  7. Junior donut hole collector (Internship from the South African University of Negative Space)
  8. Seasoned blaxploitation actor who retires in his late 30s but occasionally participates in filming equestrian erotica
  9. Armless, legless Formula One driver
  10. Anthropomorphic personification of Adrien Brody’s Nose
Like, for real.

In other news, I'm excruciatingly bored.

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Music…from the FUTURE!

New blog is new! I finally made it on my own domain with WordPress instead of Tumblr. Though I may consider posting to Tumblr a bit still because I like the networking aspect of it. But anyways…

io9.com recently posted an article about ‘The Most Futuristic Music of 2011‘ which linked to a bunch of YouTube videos and the reasoning as to why they he considers them futuristic. Obviously a lot of it is subjective, as what happens in the future of anything is really anyone’s guess. Many of the bands listed were considered futuristic by the author largely due to the artists combining elements that sound futuristic. Nothing wrong with that at all, but one of his choices stood out in particular -

Wormrot, “Dirge” and Nervecell, “Psychogenocide”
Wormrot are a grindcore band from Singapore; Nervecell are a death/groove metal band from Dubai. Neither of them are putting any special twists on their chosen sound, other than being really good at what they do. The reason each of these groups is on this list is simple: just by virtue of playing metal while living in countries dramatically different from the ones where this musical style was born, they are the future. Metal is global; rage is universal.

The future of music is not simply in the way the music itself sounds, but the manner and circumstances in which they are produced. I highly recommend checking out Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey and its follow up Global Metal, both of which (particularly the latter film) feature bands that bring music previously unheard of  in their respective countries. A band that may be considered mundane in the Western world can have an impact on culture and religion in another country. But, I digress.

I was about to post a reply mentioning djent, but somebody beat me to it, recommending Animals As Leaders, Tesserect, Uneven Structure & Textures as bands to check out in the djent scene. Just like any other genre, djent can sometimes be very unique and other times it can be more of a spin that bands use to add a different texture to an already popular sound. What that person did not mention, however, was what I believe truly separates the genre from many other styles of music. I don’t really want this to get lost in the sea of comments, so here’s what I added to the thread:

Animals As Leaders is my favourite band next to Dillinger Escape Plan. Tosin Abasi is an innovative guitar player, both in terms of rhythm and lead. I have to say though, many bands, old and new, have been playing with multiple alternating/polyrhythmic time signatures for centuries and there are so many other things that make the djent scene/genre/sound/whatever a truly innovative ‘futuristic music’.

One of the things that sets djent apart from many other genres of metal is songwriters self-producing their own albums to an extremely high standard of quality. One of the hardest things about recording an album is recording drums – something requiring multiple microphones, acoustically treated rooms and expensive recording hardware; however this has been made significantly easier with the use of extraordinarily realistic drum samplers, either played through an electronic drumkit or programmed manually.

Then there’s recording guitars and bass. Down-tuned 7-string and 8-string guitars are veeeery popular in the djent scene, so achieving a fair amount of clarity is a bit of a challenge. Many people still record the traditional way – that is, a microphone positioned in front of an amp. Digital technology, on the other hand, has come a long way in the last few years, with digital modelling amplifiers that very accurately model the way traditional analog amps work. Using just a little box, you can choose the type of amp you want to emulate, the microphone and almost any sort of effect you want. The amount of accuracy that digital amps provide is up to debate, however the fact is that they have progressed so far as to make tweaking your recording sound exponentially easier and cheaper and to a professional quality. And it’s not just the fact you can emulate analog sounds. It’s the ease of which you can craft these tones into something unique.

They can be used live, too. Often at a djent gig, you won’t see gigantic guitar cabs with microphones shoved up to them and guitar pedals cluttering the stage; instead there’ll be little black boxes plugged directly into the PA. The sound is therefore generally much easier to control for the sound engineers.

Due to the relative ease and cost-effectiveness of these recording techniques, some djent bands are hardly bands at all – it’s just one person, their guitar and a computer. The ‘band’ part only comes in when they play live. Many djent songwriters started honing their craft on guitar/metal community forums on the net, releasing works in progress for people to critique. Sometimes they might ask another forum member (who could be in an entirely different country) to add vocals on top. They can even trade amp preset files in order to help each other improve and build upon their guitar tones.

All of the above does not necessarily apply to all djent bands out there, but the scene likely would not exist if it weren’t for the progression of digital technology and the social connectivity afforded by the internet. The music itself may not be for everyone, but the technology behind the music is something that will only become more popular in the future.

Now, I know I sound like some sort of a djent sensationalist, but there are many bands in the genre that I actively dislike or ultimately find underwhelming. I’m have no delusions that I can be very picky about the bands I listen to. But the reasons above really have made me quite excited about the production (and even performance) of music in general.

Oh, and here’s a video from one of my favourite djent-ish bands. Hayato Imanishi, sole songwriter of the band Cyclamen, really shows off the versatility of the genre. He’s one of the few metal musicians who play with single coil pickups (for those who don’t play guitar, these are most popularly used by blues, country and jazz guitarists and make the guitar have a very ‘twangy’ sound, whereas most metal musicians prefer smoother sounding humbucker pickups). When he’s not screaming his arse off, he often sings in a beautifully soft falsetto voice. It sounds like a completely different person.

 

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